Struggle in Afghanistan turns 16, earns driver’s license

AFGHANISTAN — It looks as if solely yesterday US troops launched their first airstrikes on Afghanistan in October 2001. Now, the warfare has grown up and earned its driver’s license.

The warfare’s proud mother and father — the 1979 Russian Invasion of Afghanistan and the First Anglo-Afghan Struggle of 1839 — are amazed at how time has flown for his or her younger warfare, whom they name “Operation Enduring Stalemate.”

“He was so harmless in these first days of 2002, simply after 9/11. He was such a ‘good warfare,’” the mother and father mentioned.

However simply over a 12 months later, the Struggle in Afghanistan had a child brother, the Struggle in Iraq.

“Properly, you understand how it occurs. Alongside comes a brand new warfare and abruptly all the eye goes there as a substitute of to the older sibling,” mentioned the warfare’s mom.

Sources point out the Struggle in Afghanistan has gone by way of many phases because it has grown up, together with its youthful innocence section, its “effectively, at the very least it’s not as dangerous as Iraq” section, the “let’s leak a categorised evaluation to get extra troops” section, a “why are our personal allies capturing at us” section, the “what can we do now after Bin Laden is lifeless” section, and one more neglect section.

Sources additionally point out the warfare’s childhood pal, Pakistan, is now not a invaluable ally.

“You understand, I simply don’t suppose we’ll ever be capable of let our younger warfare go,” mentioned the warfare’s mom.

“Properly, figuring out him, he’ll nonetheless be with us till he’s 25 and begging for money from us till he’s at the very least 40,” responded the warfare’s father.

His mother and father aren’t positive what lies forward for the 16-year previous, however they prompt it would need to think about enlisting within the US army, as it will likely be sufficiently old to take action in simply two years.

The warfare’s mother and father have been final seen questioning when the Struggle in Afghanistan would begin birthing little wars of its personal.

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