NAVAL STATION NORFOLK, Va. — After flying from a McDonalds parking zone over the fence of Naval Base Norfolk’s safe facility, a seagull is genuinely involved that somebody would possibly discover that he completely forgot his ID card at dwelling, sources confirmed in the present day.
“I watched him simply coast proper over the fence with out even checking with the gate. It’s like he doesn’t even care about safety,” one witness instructed reporters.
Quite a few eyewitnesses noticed the seagull anxiously tempo backwards and forwards exterior the Port Operations Division and caw to himself in a really insecure method.
“I imply it occurs to the very best of us,” stated one witness, who apparently noticed the seagull nervously waddling round with a Dorito in its mouth. “Generally you simply hop the fence if you’re blackout drunk and completely overlook that you simply left your CAC card on the bar. Occurs on a regular basis!”
A number of sources confirmed that the seagull was sheepishly roaming across the ID workplace, though it shortly scuffled away each time somebody exited. As well as, others have reported that when anybody would strategy the seagull, it will suspiciously fly onto the roof of a close-by constructing and nervously poop the place it stood.
“I don’t perceive why it’s involved,” stated one army policeman. “But when that little seaside rooster decides to drive 23 in my 20, I’m going to put in writing a quotation so fast he’ll puke French fries.”
At press time, sources confirmed that the seagull had finally moved to the galley dumpster the place it’s presently combating over a fried tilapia with one other seagull.