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ALBANY, N.Y. – Whereas most aged individuals plan for leisure and journey throughout their retirement years, one federal worker on the Division of Veterans Affairs is settling in for the lengthy haul, sources confirmed at this time.

Gertrude Smith, properly into her nineties, is not going to retire anytime quickly regardless of doing completely no work for the previous 6 or 7 years, in accordance with her co-workers.

“She actually stopped shifting years in the past, contributes nothing to our workplace and but stays employed right here,” entrance desk receptionist Angie Brooks stated. “It’s irritating. We’ve been making an attempt to persuade her to retire, however she by no means actually solutions us. She simply sits there looking at her laptop.”

Smith by no means actually strikes and even speaks, her supervisor stated. She additionally reportedly doesn’t go residence at evening. She as a substitute sits in her workplace staring into the gap.

Smith, who was round 30 years previous when Kennedy was shot, attends each day conferences however hasn’t stated a phrase or requested a query because the Challenger explosion.

“We stock her weight actually.” stated Duke Krenz, one other coworker. “Somebody all the time has to wheel her into the boardroom for conferences.”

Co-workers have urged Smith to retire, however she smiles and shakes her head no.

“Look, I recognize that some individuals have well being points, however her blood has pooled in her ft and he or she simply smells god-awful. Can she not scent herself?” stated Laura Anderson, a nurse on the VA clinic. “Come on, have some courtesy for the remainder of us.”

“I imply, our fingers had been tied,” stated Smith’s earlier supervisor Jake Torrance. “To take away a non-performer from the federal authorities, jeez, it takes years to navigate the method. We gave Smith a bunch of warnings, however the VA’s Efficiency Enchancment Plan requires us to offer an worker not less than 5 years to enhance. Even then, she has many enchantment rights to counter administration’s efforts.”

Data present that Smith was fired from the VA in 2015. Nonetheless, an lawyer filed an equal alternative enchantment on her behalf and he or she was reinstated. She was additionally awarded a big settlement, however the verify was apparently by no means cashed.

The affect of Smith’s inactivity isn’t solely impacting the morale of her coworkers, nevertheless it’s additionally affecting the federal government’s efforts to recruit new expertise into its getting older workforce.

“That is regarding to me for a wide range of causes,” stated Stacy Novak, the present human assets supervisor. “That is going to set a precedent and all ‘aged’ staff are going to stay round endlessly. I’ve to fret about bringing in contemporary expertise so the federal authorities can get out of the 1950s’ mindset.”

“However I can’t rent anybody till Gertrude stops taking over desk house,” she continued. “Doesn’t appear like it’s going to occur anytime quickly, sadly.”