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God forgets to capitalize ‘Marine’

God forgets to capitalize ‘Marine’

HEAVEN — Sources reported at this time that supreme Judeo-Christian deity God allegedly forgot to capitalize “Marine,” including that the blunder was His “most egregious oversight for the reason that creation of the mosquito, or perhaps the e-cigarette — who is aware of — they’re each a blight on humanity.” His Imminence had commanded the baking of a birthday cake for […]

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