E-Four by chance joins precise mafia in mix-up

E-4 accidentally joins actual mafia in mix-up

JOINT BASE MCGUIRE-DIX-LAKEHURST, N.J. — In an effort to hitch the E-Four mafia, an area soldier has as a substitute joined the precise mafia, sources confirmed immediately. Newly-promoted Spc. Rafael Hernandez first realized one thing was amiss when, in line with his testimony in court docket, he caught a hastily-constructed shiv into the bottom of an previous Italian man’s cranium. “This […]