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UN plan to invade America postponed for 26th 12 months in a row

NEW YORK — The United Nations’ Division of Peacekeeping Operations (DPKO) has quietly introduced the postponement of its deliberate invasion of america for the 26th 12 months in a row, sources confirmed as we speak. “We’ve suffered one other setback, sadly,” mentioned Jean-Pierre Lacroix, under-secretary Basic for Peacekeeping Operations, to a small group of reporters

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Outgoing Specialist holds change of co-sham ceremony

FORT POLK, La. – Outgoing Specialist Tyrone Miller held a stirring and extensively attended Change of Co-Sham ceremony on the smoke pit subsequent to the North Fort Troop Retailer Monday, sources near Miller report. “I would like you all to recollect not solely what we did throughout my time right here, however what we averted

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Pentagon official smokes out Congress throughout counter-drug testimony

WASHINGTON — The Deputy Assistant Secretary of Protection for Counternarcotics and World Threats completely obtained on bloop and Bobby Brown when testifying about countering transnational organized crime earlier than the Home Committee on Armed Companies final week, in accordance with sources. Thomas Alexander, who not too long ago returned from California the place he noticed

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Navy’s dumpster fire-fighting aircraft unveiled by Public Affairs Workplace

WASHINGTON — The Protection Division’s Public Affairs Workplace has unveiled a brand new plane to fight dumpster fires as we speak, in line with its personal press launch. Dana White, the Assistant to the Secretary of Protection for Public Affairs, personally demonstrated the Canadair CL-215 “Scooper” by flying over a roll-off, open-topped Dixie dumpster in a

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Pentagon says Taliban can simply have Ghazni, we didn’t need it anyway

PENTAGON — Pentagon officers say the Taliban can simply have the town of Ghazni in Afghanistan because the U.S. army didn’t really need it anyway, sources confirmed in the present day. Days after the Taliban launched a serious assault on the town of about 280,000 folks, senior protection officers downplayed its significance within the general

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New Coast Guard recruiting industrial: ‘We don’t do PT!’

NORFOLK, Va. — Senior Coast Guard leaders have accepted a brand new promoting marketing campaign designed to extend enlistment numbers, sustain retention charges and encourage different service members to lateral over to the Homeland Safety’s premier maritime service, sources confirmed at the moment. The marketing campaign, referred to as the “We Don’t Have A PT

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Trump indicators government order placing Chik-fil-A on each army base

WASHINGTON — President Trump has signed an government order that may put Chik-fil-A eating places on all U.S. army bases, sources confirmed at the moment. The order, which comes on the heels of a latest petition for Chik-fil-A to deliver its eating places to army bases, states that the franchise would “deliver actual American service

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Navy clarifies the distinction between RUMINT, scuttlebutt and gouge

WASHINGTON — The Chief of Naval Operations immediately revealed a long-awaited instruction clarifying the distinction between rumor intelligence, scuttlebutt and gouge. OPNAV Instruction 9710894.666, Understanding and Disseminating RUMINT, Scuttlebutt and Gouge, was launched to extensive acclaim by previously-confused seamen and uncomprehending junior officers. The instruction is designed to enhance efficiency and morale by serving to