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Military sergeant’s steampunk high hat springs class III leak in formation

FORT LEONARD WOOD, Mo. – Military Sgt. Pennyworth Montgomery’s notably advanced steampunk high hat sprung a category III leak in the midst of morning formation, sources confirmed immediately. “I observed it instantly,” stated Spc. Christie Jones. “One second the steam whistle puffed away mild bursts of vapor to launch strain. Within the subsequent, there was clear

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STDs get examined for sailors

WASHINGTON — The Chief of Naval Operations as we speak printed a long-awaited instruction clarifying the distinction between rumor intelligence, scuttlebutt and gouge. OPNAV Instruction 9710894.666, Understanding and Disseminating RUMINT, Scuttlebutt and Gouge, was launched to vast acclaim by previously-confused seamen and uncomprehending junior officers. The instruction is designed to enhance efficiency and morale by

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Pentagon worries that plunging morale may have an effect on morale

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‘I nonetheless like beer’ says soldier at 2nd DUI listening to

WASHINGTON — Within the face of a perceived spike of assaults on feminine joggers in latest weeks, the Pentagon has affirmed its dedication to girls’s security by prohibiting feminine service-members from jogging, sources confirmed as we speak. “We’re dedicated to the protection of all of our service members, however particularly those who might make themselves

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First MRE eaten in battle in Afghanistan lastly pooped out

CLARKSBURG, W. Va. — A retired 82nd Airborne soldier who was as soon as recognized for having the quickest two-mile run time in his battalion at the moment lives in a barn, horses confirmed immediately. Thomas Chatterton, 32, of Clarksburg, entered primary coaching at Fort Benning in 2004, the place instructors shortly seen his pace

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Now 17, Afghan Conflict nonetheless pissed it by no means had quinceañera

WASHINGTON — Within the face of a perceived spike of assaults on feminine joggers in current weeks, the Pentagon has affirmed its dedication to girls’s security by prohibiting feminine service-members from jogging, sources confirmed at this time. “We’re dedicated to the security of all of our service members, however particularly those who could make themselves