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‘Deploy or get out’ coverage ends in closure of Pentagon

THE PENTAGON — Following the discharge of its new ‘deploy or get out‘ coverage, the Pentagon has now introduced it is going to be closing down inside the subsequent 12 months because the class “medically undeployable” applies to 93% of the constructing’s navy workforce. The brand new plan, which the Protection Division had hoped would

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‘I’ll maintain my remarks brief,’ CO says earlier than hour-long speech

OKINAWA, Japan — The commanding officer of 1st Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment just lately informed his Marines that he would maintain his remarks brief earlier than giving an hour-long speech, sources confirmed as we speak. “I’m not going to take up an excessive amount of of your time right here,” Lt. Col. Daniel Micklis stated, earlier

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‘I might be Vegeta in Dragon Ball Z,’ claims Military intelligence analyst

CAMP CASEY, Korea — An intelligence analyst tasked with trying into the capabilities of the North Korean navy believes he’s an ideal match because the Vegeta character within the animated collection Dragon Ball Z, sources confirmed right this moment. “I might soo be Vegeta,” claims specialist Jimmy Garriott, an all-source analyst from the battalion S-2

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North Korea wins Olympic Gold Medal for ‘Crossing Purple Traces’

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — Workforce North Korea has scored an early success within the 2018 Winter Olympics after successful the Gold Medal for crossing pink strains, sources confirmed as we speak. Crossing pink strains, through which opponents attempt to outdo one another in violating worldwide norms and fundamental requirements of human decency, has been a

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Pentagon presents new Xbox bundle over Blended Retirement System

WASHINGTON — Service members in all places face an essential determination this 12 months concerning their future retirement. In a shocking announcement, a newly added possibility is gaining traction over the lately applied Blended Retirement System (BRS), sources confirmed at present. The Troop Retirement Excepted Xbox Bundle, also referred to as the T-REX Pack, has