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Communist West Pointer receives lateral fee into Russian Floor Forces

MOSCOW — Kremlin officers say that former U.S. Military 2nd Lt. Spenser Rapone has been authorized for a lateral fee into the Russian Floor Forces, sources confirmed in the present day. “We’re conscious that the majority lieutenants around the globe have issue discovering their means,” stated Gen. Igor Bruschnev. “However we’re glad Rapone has discovered

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Feminine Marine transfers to Air Pressure to get laid

CAMP PENDLETON — Bored with being denied dates by male civilians and fellow service members alike, Marine Sgt. Jennifer Lattimore not too long ago transferred to the Air Pressure within the hopes of lastly getting laid. “I haven’t had intercourse since senior promenade,” Lattimore lamented. “As quickly as guys hear I’m a Marine, they’re like

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Apple, Fb, Google concern joint assertion condemning NSA information mining

SAN FRANCISCO — Silicon Valley know-how giants Apple, Fb and Google, in a uncommon joint assertion, condemned the Nationwide Safety Company and different authorities organizations for mining web customers’ personal information on Thursday. The media titans known as the company “un-American” and vowed to not cooperate with federal businesses and authorities until directed by a

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Soldier stationed in South Korea relieved Trump is canceling train

SEOUL — Pfc. Jacob Robertson, a soldier stationed in South Korea, says he’s relieved that President Donald Trump has canceled train for the U.S. navy on the Korean Peninsula, sources confirmed right now. “This makes shamming a lot simpler,” Robertson informed Duffel Weblog in an electronic mail. “I don’t must faux an damage or schedule appointments on

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Trump Tower opens in Pyongyang

PYONGYANG — A Trump Tower has opened in Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea, in what’s being hailed as a breakthrough after a historic assembly between President Donald Trump and North Korean Supreme Chief Kim Jong-un. It’s the first Western resort to open within the secretive nation, which is commonly referred to as the “Hermit

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DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: 15 questions in your new interpreter

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 2. Why are you three hours late? three. Wait, you had been only a goat farmer yesterday? four. Jesus Christ, what do you imply it’s essential get again to your goats? 5. No, I don’t desire a goat, will you simply get within the rattling truck? 6. Does anyone know