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Charles “Broad Neck” McDowell Leads USO Tour Request Voting

ARLINGTON, Va. — After weeks of neck-and-neck voting, Charles “Broad Neck” McDowell has pulled forward of grownup movie actress Riley Reid as essentially the most requested USO Tour star for an upcoming worldwide tour, sources confirmed right now. Service members from all through the army positioned greater than 645,000 votes for McDowell and 320,000 for

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Area Pressure now soliciting uniform ideas from trade

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — The U.S. Air Pressure obtained accolades from ISIS for completely lacking an enormous Fort Bragg drop zone and “bombing” civilian property in North Carolina with a Humvee, sources confirmed at the moment. The reward was apparently in reference to bungled airborne operation on Oct. 25, when a C-17 Globemaster by accident

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Pentagon buys F-35 with unpaid GI Invoice advantages

ALBANY, N.Y. – Whereas most aged individuals plan for rest and journey throughout their retirement years, one federal worker on the Division of Veterans Affairs is settling in for the lengthy haul, sources confirmed at present. Gertrude Smith, effectively into her nineties, won’t retire anytime quickly regardless of doing completely no work for the previous

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Zip-tied Somali pirates wager on what number of SEAL memoirs they’ll be in

FORT MEADE, Md. – A sailor efficiently petitioned for unrestrained progress of his facial hair on the grounds of non secular expression, sources aboard Cryptologic Warfare Group Six revealed as we speak. The Navy’s controversial dedication permits the pious sailor to maintain along with his World of Warcraft (WoW) religion as a loyal servant of the Holy

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Stage 63 Paladin granted non secular exemption to develop neckbeard

FORT MEADE, Md. – A sailor efficiently petitioned for unrestrained progress of his facial hair on the grounds of non secular expression, sources aboard Cryptologic Warfare Group Six revealed right this moment. The Navy’s controversial dedication permits the pious sailor to maintain together with his World of Warcraft (WoW) religion as a loyal servant of the Holy

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Border Wall to be constructed out of unfinished Coast Guard cutters

A COAST GUARD STATION NEAR YOU THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW EVEN EXISTED — The Coast Guard has suspended Hurricane Florence reduction operations with the intention to handle a service-wide racism drawback that no one even knew about till certainly one of its personal performed the “circle recreation” on nationwide tv yesterday, sources confirmed right this moment.

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Final American president to really win a struggle has handed on

ALBANY, N.Y. – Whereas most aged individuals plan for rest and journey throughout their retirement years, one federal worker on the Division of Veterans Affairs is settling in for the lengthy haul, sources confirmed at this time. Gertrude Smith, properly into her nineties, won’t retire anytime quickly regardless of doing completely no work for the

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Pokemon’s Lieutenant Surge hopelessly misplaced in Viridian Forest

ALBANY, N.Y. – Whereas most aged individuals plan for leisure and journey throughout their retirement years, one federal worker on the Division of Veterans Affairs is settling in for the lengthy haul, sources confirmed at this time. Gertrude Smith, properly into her nineties, is not going to retire anytime quickly regardless of doing completely no