Breaking information: Alert at Papua New Guinea airport

A highschool Arithmetic trainer has been arrested at April River Airport (IATA code: APR) in Papua New Guinea. Officers have been alerted when a scan of the suspected terrorist’s baggage detected a sharpened compass together with different gadgets hid in his case (together with a protractor and different gadgets), clearly designed to trigger confusion and panic. It’s believed he might be a member of the infamous Al-Gebra community that has been gaining momentum in various colleges and faculties worldwide. The trainer, who has been named as Alex Blaine Layder, has admitted to carrying what have been dubbed as ‘weapons of maths instruction’ with an intent to disorient and unsettle the general public.

A spokesman at Border Management, Dan Gerrus, commented that “Al-Gebra has been posing issues for a few years, repeatedly throwing its followers off at a tangent, so we’re doubly-pleased to intersect this particular person who was making an unlawful entry. You’ll be able to all the time depend on us to get to the basis of the issue.”

Additionally intercepted final month have been two axes, each of which have been labelled, previous to being handed for skilled evaluation. On that event they arrested a person who was concealing a chunk of graph paper. He had been plotting for some years.

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