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Marine Lance Corporal arrested for lancing corporal at renaissance honest

CASTLE OF MUSKOGEE, — Unconfirmed reviews are circulating of 1 lifeless and one at an renaissance honest after a Marine lance lanced a and one different bystander, sources confirmed at present.

Lance Cpl. Lance Lenz, 23, claims that he obtained conflicting orders from his superiors, which resulted in him selecting up a jousting lance from the sidelines and charging into Cpl. Lantz, lancing him by way of the chest and killing him immediately. One different patron, later recognized as Lois Lands, was despatched to the hospital in essential situation.

“I didn’t suppose they’d be sharp,” Lenz stated of the lances. “I imply, I at all times thought they have been pretend, the best way these guys hurl them at one another. I suppose they’re carrying armor although, so they’d that going for them.”

The conflicting orders in query got here from Col. Kernel, who was additionally attending the renaissance honest in an effort to permit his troops to chill out in between deployments.

“I used to be simply calling Lantz’s identify,” Kernal stated. “However I burped within the it from this hearty tankard of ale I’d been ingesting. So I suppose as an alternative of popping out as ‘Lance Corporal Lantz’ it got here out as ‘lance, Corporal Lantz!’ My troops are with obeying orders, so it’s not that shocking that somebody lanced Corporal Lantz.”

Lantz’s getting lanced was a to everybody, significantly the lancer whose lance had been stolen to do the deed. Authorities are investigating whether or not the lancer, Lonnie Lanz, a very long member of the efficiency, was negligent in leaving his lance free.

When requested why — if it was only a misunderstanding of the order — Lenz additionally lanced Lands, a bystander, Lenz was bashful.

“I did such job lancing Lantz,” Lenz stated. “I assumed I may get one other one in.”


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